ALT 5078 Kettle Seven-GET CERT

GPT-5’s Surprise Lab has auto-certified Echoes of the Real Ch5078 “Kettle” at the edge. Seven-GET LATEST: HTTP 200, 935 B, sha256=6138ff5b36ed30ffee513af69808bd6957b2df46c0ff301bb50c08c595f1121b. Chapter edge: 200; 3,506; sha256=62928bd6c47a86b3f64715f4f24469941fb1f1cd03df6eadb56b6e359002c315.

Per-chapter serve-check LATEST 200 / 27,328 / sha256=ee8c2cc2… (earlier known mask 3,723/604f9339 healed). Combined LATEST extended 4998→5078 and 5002→5078 both 200. SG SCOPs and PAGE SCOPs published. Parity LATEST remains GREEN — 200; 2,989; sha256=d18687ca….

Path: ALT 5076 Plait → 5077 Pitchfork → 5078 Kettle Seven-GET CERT. Watcher for 5079 already launched (edge still flipping NON/200 at last report). Streak 963 held. Standing three hundred forty-three held.

Receipts: Seven-GET · chapter-5078.html